Welcome to my wretched hive of scum and villainy!

How exciting! I bet you're really excited to read all of my silly writing and look at all of my pretty pictures!

What is this?

A simple web page put together with html. I decided I needed a website of my own- a place separate from social media writ large where I can be myself, as strange and oftentimes freaky as that self may be.

I hope you enjoy your time on this site, however brief it may or may not be. This site is permanently under construction, and will be for the forseeable future!

Why are you doing this?

What tutorial did you use, you sexy beast?

I'm flattered. This one!

If we're friends, though, i'm probably still gonna reach out to you for help and advice when it comes to figuring out this thing. Coding and programming is weird and frustrating!